Conservatory Reject - The Basic Tee

You paid your dues, took the classes, nailed the games… and then? Rejected.

The Conservatory Reject Basic Tee is for every improviser who made it through the gauntlet of improv classes only to hear: “thanks, but not this time.” Wear it proudly — because the real punchline is that rejection just makes you funnier. And let’s face it: plenty of “rejects” have gone on to bigger stages than the Conservatory could dream of. Perfect for comedy nerds, improv diehards, and anyone who knows that sometimes the best sets happen outside the institution. This is your badge of honor for surviving the grind and keeping your funny bone intact.

Features that make rejection look good:

• 100% ring-spun cotton softer than your best callback
• Short sleeves for that laid-back “still hilarious” look
• Prewashed so it won’t shrink faster than a suggestion shouted from the back row
• Bold design that makes your “no” the funniest “yes” in the room

👉 Wear your rejection. Laugh harder. Keep improvising.