Conservatory Reject - Unisex Relaxed Fit Raglan
$29.99
You paid your dues, took the classes, nailed the games… and then? Rejected.
The Conservatory Reject Raglan is for every improviser who made it through the gauntlet of improv classes only to hear: “thanks, but not this time.” Wear it proudly — because the real punchline is that rejection just makes you funnier. And let's face it: plenty of “rejects” have gone on to bigger stages than the Conservatory could dream of.
Perfect for comedy nerds, improv diehards, and anyone who knows that sometimes the best sets happen outside the institution. This is your badge of honor for surviving the grind and keeping your funny bone intact.
Features that make rejection feel great:
100% ring-spun cotton softer than your ego after that admissions letter
Raglan sleeves for that laid-back “still winning” look
Prewashed so it won’t ghost you in the wash. Feels better and softer after another wash, kind of like your ego.
Reactive-dyed for colors that won’t fade faster than your rejection sting
Tear-away tags—because you’ve suffered enough
Unisex, relaxed fit runs LARGER than usual.
👉 Wear your rejection. Laugh harder. Keep improvising.
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You paid your dues, took the classes, nailed the games… and then? Rejected.
The Conservatory Reject Raglan is for every improviser who made it through the gauntlet of improv classes only to hear: “thanks, but not this time.” Wear it proudly — because the real punchline is that rejection just makes you funnier. And let's face it: plenty of “rejects” have gone on to bigger stages than the Conservatory could dream of.
Perfect for comedy nerds, improv diehards, and anyone who knows that sometimes the best sets happen outside the institution. This is your badge of honor for surviving the grind and keeping your funny bone intact.
Features that make rejection feel great:
100% ring-spun cotton softer than your ego after that admissions letter
Raglan sleeves for that laid-back “still winning” look
Prewashed so it won’t ghost you in the wash. Feels better and softer after another wash, kind of like your ego.
Reactive-dyed for colors that won’t fade faster than your rejection sting
Tear-away tags—because you’ve suffered enough
Unisex, relaxed fit runs LARGER than usual.
👉 Wear your rejection. Laugh harder. Keep improvising.